February 2012
teacher: today we're watching a movie
class bursts into applause. one boy screams out his appreciation for the teacher. a few stand up and hug each other. there is a little tear at the corner of your eye.
teacher: here's your movie worksheet
the tear drips down your face
Mom, can I-
Mom:
You:
When you see a sexy person in the car next to you.
odd-bastard:
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Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
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Anonymous asked: something i have to get off my chest: i like two boys and i only want to like one and i want to actually do something about this crush but i dont know if i can because i tend to jumble my words and be rather awkward like that ;_;
Anonymous asked: Where did you get the unfollower tracker? i want one! :D
REBLOG IF YOU'RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .
except hipsters and porn
a romantic story
thebeatlesworldbr:
sderp:
pondering-insanity:
shadowroth:
number-fucking-six:
And they lived happily ever after.
^ LOL.
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
better love story than twilight
IN LOVE!
I was at my friends house the other night and I...
I started tearing up?
To my new followers…
To my old followers…
To those who unfollowed me…
To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow…
To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
